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The Raves and Rantings of A Steven Douglas Wannabe in the New Millenium

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

I got your cure right here

In the "Where Do They Come Up With This Stuff?" Department,
I see that road rage has been officially designated as a disease. WTF?
It has been determined that stupid, stressed-out motherfuckers who have no business being behind the wheel of an automobile are suffering from Intermittent Explosive Disorder. Folks, do we have not better use of our time? Who in the wide, wide world of sports takes the time and money to coin a phrase which can easily be deduced to "ASSHOLE".
I cannot even begin to imagine the legal and medical ramifications of all this.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, based on the expert testimony, it's become clear that my client suffers form IED. Therefore, you must acquit him/her from taking the business end of Exhibit A Louisville Slugger to the head of......."
An exaggeration? No doubt, but to label one's inability to control their temper a disease, where does it end?

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